This should be interesting since my name isn't all that common.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: I do not think Kali needs any "saving" from being other than a good Hindu wife.
(hahahaha!)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Kali looks like my sister's cat Athena a little.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Kali says... DECLARATION OF CREATION I am going to burn down the world I am going to tear down everything that cannot stand alone.
(This is what I get for having the same name as the Hindu Goddess of destruction)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Kali wants to play ...
(Creeeeepy >_>

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Kali does not require special browsers, plug-ins, or other Web-based products.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: KaLi HaTeS sKo0L...WITH A BURNING PASSION!
(rolls eyes)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Kali asks if she and Naya can stay there.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Kali goes calmly outside for a pee and finds herself suddenly and outrageously offended by the spectating geese.
(HAHAHAHAHA GOLD!)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Kali likes to be in her ball for hours and hours.
(XD!)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Kali Eats a rabbit and is very sloppy about it !!!
(Hahaha! Watch out, Bunny! *glares at Greg* rawrrr! >)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: Kali wears a garland made of 52 skulls and a skirt made of dismembered arms.
*dies ten-fold*

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Kali froze in an arrested moment of her dance, displaying a stilled gesture of her rhythmic movements.
(*sticks tongue out* Doesn't look like Kali's ever been arrested!)